The dance performed by those campers slightly way too short to achieve their vehicle top box.
2. The Widow Maker:
The action of arriving late at the campsite and having to place your tent up with your partner in a hurry while it’s raining.
3. The Laid Back Lazy Boy Lurker:
The Camper who arrives at the campsite early, has all the right gear and all the time in the world to pitch up. They gleefully watch another campers find it difficult to do the same without offering to assist.
4. Toilet Block Stampede:
Occurs following a campsite septic tank blockage lasts for more than 12 hours.
5. Copping A Barbara Windsor:
The unexpected act of having an eyeful of a fellow camper in a rather embarrassing situation.
6. Morning Walk Of Shame:
A walk for those campers who let their portable toilets overfill.
7. Smug Campers:
Those campers usually in a camper van or caravan who laugh at those more unfortunate souls trying, but failing, to pitch their tents.
8. Carrying out a Sid James:
Those campers who sit behind mirrored aviator glasses watching the campsite go by.
9. Lost Your Tent Cherry:
At festivals everyone loses their tent at least one time, but don’t worry regarding achieve this lets you join this exclusive club.
10. The Campsite Accumulator:
The uncomfortable act of adding up the continual stream of costs that sometimes flow at the campsite, particularly when camping with children.
11. The Utility Trouser Jitter Bug:
A rare dance that happens whenever a camper forgets which pocket he put his keys in when it starts to rain.
12. Bail Out, Bail Out, The Tent’s On Fire!
Usually heard around lunch together with the smell of burning bacon.
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