10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Friday, November 9, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
12 Campsite Terms You May Never Often Hear While Camping
1. The Top Box Tiptoe Tango:
The dance performed by those campers slightly way too short to achieve their vehicle top box.
2. The Widow Maker:
The action of arriving late at the campsite and having to place your tent up with your partner in a hurry while it’s raining.
3. The Laid Back Lazy Boy Lurker:
The Camper who arrives at the campsite early, has all the right gear and all the time in the world to pitch up. They gleefully watch another campers find it difficult to do the same without offering to assist.
The dance performed by those campers slightly way too short to achieve their vehicle top box.
2. The Widow Maker:
The action of arriving late at the campsite and having to place your tent up with your partner in a hurry while it’s raining.
3. The Laid Back Lazy Boy Lurker:
The Camper who arrives at the campsite early, has all the right gear and all the time in the world to pitch up. They gleefully watch another campers find it difficult to do the same without offering to assist.
Monday, February 20, 2012
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